Sharing Everything: 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 14, 2008

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

A to N cup‏

A罩杯－ Airport

B 罩杯－ Barely there

C 罩杯－ Can do

D罩杯－ Damn good

E 罩杯－ Ecstasy

F 罩杯－ Fake

G 罩杯－ God

H 罩杯－ Horrible

I 罩杯－ I can ' t believe it

J 罩杯－ Joke

K 罩杯－ Kidding !

L 罩杯－ Large

M 罩杯－ Monster

N 罩杯－ Nothing like that

Mini Lobsters - DON'T EAT‏

Please be alert of this food item.. It may infect your lung.
Do not eat these mini lobsters. These mini crustaceans are literally the garbage cleaners in the sewage treatment plants. The 'dirtier' the water, the fatter these mini lobsters become. Their lungs are full of worms and their flesh saturated with poisonous metals. Unscrupulous merchants somehow found a way to get these marketed to eateries.
Do not order this dish. Pass this to those friends who may want to try these mini 'lobsters'.